Think this was Dilbert's doing.
Just a bit of fun, guaranteed non-PC, so no offence
per-lease. And if it's already been posted - sorrrrry!
And yes, it's kind of "language lab".
Waving your arms and talking bollocks.
Euphemism for being fired
Group session on why a project failed, and who was responsible.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
Success by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
An entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed at the end.
Heads popping up over the walls in a cube farm to see what's going on in the face of a disturbance.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
The disgusting build-up of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
Whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work.
Organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often
affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.
GOING FOR A McSHIT.
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is
known as a McShit with Lies.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all'), usually leading to a
Career Limiting Move. Used among microserfs to describe ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM.
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
"Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!"- climbing into a hot bath.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.