ROFL

Hello, nice place, lovely well-fed, beautyfully groomed, slightly on the fattish side alligators :)

Lerne gerade Tierschutz, habe Hass auf Jäger (sorry, wari, nichts persönliches ;)) und Angler und überhaupt :)

Bis später

Hi Easy
Bye Easy
Keep on reading
:)

'ang on a minute (I'm a bit slow of thinking) is this the same Isi that was eating horse last week. A horse that was friendly with children, helped little old ladies across the street, took carless people shopping and was a general all round good horse until so. said "oooooo yes please with onion gravy and all the trimmings". Shame on you.
:)

I get to home again, a pleasant evening for anyone who shows up for the night shift.

'ang on a minute (I'm a bit slow of thinking) is this the same Isi that was eating horse last week

Aber DAS Pferd ist vor dem Entbluten per Bolzenschuß betäubt worden. Das ist etwas GANZ anderes ^^

Hat irgendjemand ein Foto von dem Waran Wawa aus der Augsburger Puppenkiste? Also, von der Marionette? Ich find im Netz keine und wir haben hier gerade einenn herzallerliebsten Steppenwaran :) den wir aufgrund dieses Fotos Wawa getauft haben

Wawa (es ist ein bisschen in der Breite verzerrt ^^)

BTW, mykl, no nightshift... OWL ist karnevalistisch beschäftigt, nehm ich an ^^ und 4y seems to be very busy, too :(

Morning people a very happy friday to one and all. Isi, sorry, Waran Wawa doesn't appear on any of my walls or photos. The BE version of your Steppenwaran is much better. Hmmm, doesn't a bloody great big bolt fired from a hand held cannon do a little more than (PC correct) betäuben ? OWL is doing an awful lot of celebrating, does the New Year sort of overflow into the carneval season ?
:)

GOOD morning :)
mykl, ich habe von Dir geträumt =)
Du hast mich in Krefeld besucht. War sehr nett :o)

Morning Easy, now it's a long time since I've hear THAT ! :)
You'll have to drop a hint when you're visiting your mum and I'll try and arrange sth. It's been one hell of a morning, dead and dying computers all over the place, it's taken us 3 hours but we're working again - at least at the moment.
:))(/b]

nur jeder Dritte?!

mykl, will let you know =)

Halte durch! TGIF
Ich muß mich jetzt wirklich mal zusammenreissen und lernen. Klausuren sind nicht gut für mich. ROFL. Ich hab nicht genug Angst ;)

Juhuu! Danke für den neuen Faden, mykl!

Easy: wenn Du was gegen Jäger hast, sind Deine Tierschutz-Unterlagen wohl doch recht einseitig, hm? Mal neutral formuliert.. Ist schon toll, nur ein halbes Jahr zu leben, diese Zeit eingesperrt ohne echtes Tageslicht zu verbringen..aber man wird vor dem Tod betäubt! Super! No offense given..

Kein Bild von Wawa gefunden..wenn Du "Mupfel" googelst, da ist eins mit dem Pinguien und der Mupfel zusammen, aber das kann ich nicht verlinken..

Bis Montag..

Moin Wari, you've got to remain PC ! There was a newspaper report last year that Easyjet and Ryanair wouldn't be able to transprt live animals[/] 'cause according EU regs they wouldn't have enough room or sufficient to eat and drink.Znfortunatly there are no such controls for humans. Buggeration, in what sort of world are we living !
:)
Isi, call your Waran "squeaky" then everything is OK again.

Huhu Wari,

ich hab was gegen die Jäger-Lobby, die es schafft, dass das Tierschutzgesetz voll von Ausnahmen ist:
Das und das und das ist verboten, außer es geschieht in weidgerechter Ausführung.

Ich hab was gegen Trophäensammler (nicht, dass man den Kopf behält, aber das man das Tier WEGEN seines Kopfes/Geweihs schießt)

Ich habe nix gegen Jäger, die jagen (wie eine Freundin von mir) und das Tier dann tatsächlich auch essen. (ich nehme an, zu denen gehörst Du auch, wenn man Dir so zuhört =) ich meins auch echt nicht böse...)

Ich habe nix gegen Jäger, die echte Hege betreiben, die den Wildbestand in einem für das Ökosystem verträglichen Maße halten oder kranke Tiere rausschiessen.

Ich habe auch etwas gegen die Art der Haltung von Nutztieren, und entwickel genauso einen Hass darauf, dass wirtschaftliche Gründe immer als "vernünftiger" Grund im Sinne des Tierschutzgesetzes angesehen werden.

Genug ranting vor today.

No offense given and none taken, I hope, wari :)))

Jetzt google ich mal Mupfel :)

Meine Tierschutz-Unterlagen bestehn fast nur aus Gesetzestexten und tiermedizinischen Studien. (Es gibt auch viele Tierärzte, die Jäger sind... soviel zur Einseitigkeit ^^)

Buggeration, in what sort of world are we living

Ich hab mir auch schon überlegt, wo man sich beschweren kann, dass Tiermedizinstudenten nicht artgerecht gehalten werden (350 Leute in einem Hörsaal für 80, über drei Stunden bei geschlossenen Türen und heruntergelassenen Rolläden...) Und zwei Damenklos im Haus... bei einer Weibchen-Quote von 85%...

We humans don't have a strong enough lobby in the EU, we vote them in and that's the end of our control :(

mykl, jetzt redet wari nicht mehr mit mir ... (;_;)

I wouldn't worry Isi, she'll only be occupied. We've all got fairly thick skins by now *fg*

=) Hope so.

Well, I'll see if the post mortem is on yet.
Catch you all later.





*grummelhungerhabichauchnoch*

Just the sort of thing I need.
:)

Nice one =)

Schönes Wochenende, allesamt. Drückt mir Montag die Däumskes, bittö *g*

Of course we will Isi, have a pleasant weekend at least.
Catch you on monday.

And I get to go home as well. Happy days for anyone that turns up at the weekend.

*sing* Everything is fine fine fine...*aufhörzusingen*

Alles gut easy.. Ich kenne auch Jäger, die ..sollte man schlicht erschießen! Echt wahr..aber wie überall gibt es so'ne und solche.. Und das es eine Jägerlobby gibt, ist mir neu. Vielleicht bei Euch im Süden.. Hier im Norden sind es die bösen Bambikiller ;)
Aber egal.. Im Prinzip hast Du ja Recht!

Wünsche Dir ein schönes Wochenende-trotz Lernstreß- und drücke natürlich für Montag alle Daumen!

Mykl: Have a nice weekend! Seems to have been not that hot and sweaty yesterday ;) Take care..

Good yawning everybody, a very pleasant monday morning. No Wari, it wasn't. I had an open mind about going out ubtil about 8 pm when I saw/heard the rubbish bins bouncing off cars as they were blown down the street. At that point I thought - nope it's not worth it, so I made a cup of tea and curled up on the couch with a book. On saturday however, there was Unnas version of carneval , it's all a bit "quaint" more like a school end-of-term show, but it's part of the cycle of life in Unna and I like to think I'm very much part of that.It helps that I get my invitation posted (from a friend in the Schwimmverein) and I hate to waste afree invitation.*chuckle* I think I#m the only carnevalisten with a certificate that states I don't have to "schunkeln" - well, there are limits.
:))

*sigh* It's stiil early, Isi, all the best for today, it'll all work out.
*positive thoghts for Isi*
Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Guten Morgen,

wari, dann bin ich ja beruhigt =)


Äh...
§1... ähhh... Zweck dieses Gesetzes ist es ähhhhh aus ähhh der Verantwortung des Menschen zum Tier als Mitgeschöpf dessen Leben und Wohlbefinden zu schützen. Niemand darf ohne einen vernünftigen Grund einem Tiere Schmerzen, Leiden oder Schäden zufügen.

(Was haben Juristen eigentlich in Deutsch als Note gehabt?!)

§ 17.... äh...
Mit einer Freiheitsstrafe bis zu 3 Jahren oder einer Geldstrafe wird bestraft wer
1.) ein Wirbeltier ohne vernünftigen Grund tötet
2.) einem Wirbeltier ähhhhhh
a.) aus ähhhhhh Rohheit erhebliche Schmerzen und Leiden
b.) sich wiederholende oder länger andauernde Schmerzen und Leiden
zufügt.


Oder so ähnlich.

Ich wollte hier mal festhalten, dass nur wieder dämliche Veterinäre von armen Tiermedizinstudenten erwarten, dass man Gesetze auswendig lernt. Was nicht einmal Juristen im Studium machen müssen. Die dürfen Gesetzestexte mit in Klausuren nehmen und nachschlagen. WAS SINN MACHT!!!

Aber auch nur wir müssen Strukturformeln von NADPH+H+ auswendig lernen, was nicht mal Leute wie mein Bruder, der Biologie und Chemie studiert hat, tun müssen.

*GNAAAAAAAAARGH!!!*

Mir geht dieses sinnbefreite Studium grad SO AUF DIE EIER(stöcke). Hauptsache, man kann innerhalb kürzester Zeit ein Teelefonbuch auswendig. Wie, praktisch was machen? Wieso das denn? PRAXIS? Braucht doch koa Mensch.

So, dann lern ich jetzt noch ein bisserl die Tierschutz-Nutztierhaltungsverordnung auswendig und geh in die Klausur.

GÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄHN

Bis später =)

Moin Isi, when I was learning to be a technician I never understood why we had to learn so many formula, there are books full of them ! It would have made more sense to learn which ones to use when, but that never seemed to be the aim *sigh* It's nice to see that nothing has changed in 30 odd years *fg*
Isi, TRY to take your exam a little bit seriously - well, as far as not laughing at the examiner in the exam room !
:)

Moin, everybody.. Nothing new..been a busy weekend..helping 2 friends of ours (my Dackel's breeders) renovate their house.. He has two left hands..

Hi Wari, I would have thought that the Dackels could manage their own breeding *fg*

@mykl: hms..of course they can manage it.. But...! Is breeders the wrong word?

No, it's just me, misinterpreting words and phrases on purpose.(as usual)
:)

*gg* Actually, Carla's mom fell in love with her dad..
You know what's special about male dogs/bears/racoons etc..
and what their women can do if they don't want to have sex?
(Learned that in Zoology..)

You mean dogs get sudden headaches as well.(especially on saturday nights, after the sports show) *gg*

Oh, no.. it's much worse than that..


Most male carnivores have a penis bone..

and if he tries to penetrate her...

and she doesn't want it..

she slightly shakes her hip ..




and..




Krrrrrk! 

*fg*

Well, we (men) may not have bones ("to bone" is a metaphor for sex), but if you shake your hips it will have much the same impact - OUCH !

But without a bone, it won't have the permanent effect ;)

So, I'm off to Boßeln for today.. Forecast is rain and storm and cold.. We'll see..

C U tomorrow!

Easy, wie isses gelaufen? What's next?

Haben Igel nicht auch einen Penisknochen?

I'm back, and I would like to say: Piece of cake, but more like piece of Kacke...

Eine Eins ist es auf keinen Fall (und ich hatte so auf wat Gutes gehofft).
Aber dummerweise haben sie außer den Gesetzen, die bisher auswendig zu lernen waren, noch andere gefragt, die mir nicht mal ansatzweise beim Lernen über den Weg gelaufen sind. Egal. Bestanden ist es auf jeden Fall.

Wari, couldn't quite follow... who fell in love with whom? And was that being non-human (i.e. canine) or human?

"In the Bible's Book of Genesis, Adam's rib is removed to create Eve. Biblical Hebrew is not known to have a word for penis. Some (Gilbert and Zevit 2001) have suggested this story is an explanatory myth to explain the absence of a baculum in the male human, rather than a missing rib (in light of the fact that men and women have the same number of ribs)."


Now we know where/how our baculum went missing, and as usual it's the fault of a woman ! *fg*

Next: 14.02. Fleisch (in voller grauenvoller Länge: Fleisch - und Geflügelfleischhygiene. ... Mit Tierkörperuntersuchung im Schlachthof)

Isi, don't worry about the grade, after your first job no one will ever ask again what your grades were.

I know, mykl,
aber für meine Doktorarbeit (also, um in Bayern eine machen zu dürfen), bedarf es eines 3.0 Schnittes. Und da ich schon so halbherzig angefangen habe, wäre es blöd, wenn ich auf einmal keine machen dürfte... NOCH hab ich den Schnitt, glaub ich...

Mögt ihr "klassische" Musik? Hab ich gefunden http://www.esim.net/music/mp3/ballad-ochestra... find ich dann doch irgendwie SEHR schön =)

I didn't know that you had to have a 3.0 average (but then again there is no real reason why I should) the music has quietened the savage beast we call "us".Well, I get to go home again, till the morn.
:)

bye-bye, mykl.
*knuuuuuutsch*

Moin und Tschüss allerseits.

guckt mal was ich nettes gefunden habe:
http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/0,1518,...
..und da sage nochmal einer, in OWL is nie was los...

G'day people, a very happy tuesday to everybody. 4Y *chuckle* that's once in how many years ? *sigh* Nobody ever tries to blow up Unna. It's nice to see that you found time to say hello, obviously then there is no carneval in your part of the world at the moment. *gg* Let's see what the day brings then.Catch you later.

Moin, Moin, everybody..

easy: the mom of Carla actually liked Carlas Dad a lot..otherwise she bites the guys away..even when she's in heat.. So, I like to think it's very romantic ;)

Moin Wari, she bites the guys away..even when she's in heat, could apply to a lot of females. *fg* Carlas dad was probably the first one that bit back. *gg* Now that I've got the male chauvanistic pig bit out of my system for today, how are you ?
:)

*gg* I'm fine.. 'twas a nice afternoon yesterday..though rainy..but the route was really nice, no deep "moats" to get the bowls out.. Got pretty cold and therefor sleepy when we went into the restaurant to get our Grünkohl..

*chuckle* I know what you mean, first warm and cosy and then food on top. Sleep comes naturally then for most people (apart from which a lot of people have a "low" in their biorythms in the afternoons. We're back into the sort of rhythm that (if it wasn't for the new computer problems) just sort of ticks over and keeps the days full.(but not too full)
:)

http://philbrodieband.com/jokes-jokes_town_na...

Well, it tickled me !
:)

I can't hang around here chatting all day, I've got a home to go home to.
Till the morn everybody.

Go home to your home, then.. As you might have noticed, I'm not that chatty today ;) Have a nice afternoon/evening!

So, Ihr Lieben..ich geb's auch auf.. Kindergarten, das! So nebenher habe ich jetzt einen Diplomanten und einen Masterstudenten auf's Auge gedrückt bekommen.. Aber es macht auch Spaß..nur heute war's nicht so viel mit meiner eigenen Arbeit..

Tschüss und einen schönen Abend noch!

Good day people, a very happy wednesday to one and all. Hmm, I noticed a bit of an empty room echo yesterday. Never mind Wari, at least by now you should have your share of the bathroom back.
:)

Moin, mykl! Yes, I got lotta bathroom for myself again.. Sorry for your echo banging around here a lot yesterday.. Trying to answer a bit more today.. Boss is gone somewhere, so that's that.. Gotta do some work in the lab again.. And gonna try to understand what he told me yesterday about different mosses and how to identify them.. Kind of a (looked that one up:) "riddle wrapped up in an enigma".. :)

*gather some money tree buds*

Gather the money tree buds while ye may,
Old time is still a flying,
And this same flower that smiles to-day
Tomorrow will be dying.

Moin Wari, didn't hear you come in, I don't really expect you to have time to chat all day and every day, I don't/can't. Luckily my knowledge of moss doesn't have to go beyond that it's green springy stuff that grows where it's out of the sun and wet. :)

That's enough to know about moss.. It makes a good decoration around Easter..

Ahh, but I think that in your job you not only need to know what sort it is , but also why (it was there at this time). But unlike Columbo you can't stand infront of the moss, scratch your head and say "I have just one more question". You have to do your own detective work - possibly/probably with a lot of "guesstimation".
:)

MorGÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄHN

sorry, stayed at home yesterday. Went out Monday night to celebrate (only five more exams to go, yeah!), came home really late, slept all day in order to be able to go out again at night. Mhm, being a student can be fun. But now I feel hung-over and not in the least prepared to face the truth of

"7. Als untauglich zu beurteilen ist das geschlachtete Tier, wenn festgestellt worden sind:

7.1 Milzbrand, Rauschbrand, Tollwut, Rotz, Tetanus, Botulismus, ansteckende Blutarmut der Einhufer, Rinderpest, Brucellose, Tuberkulose, Trichinellose, Myxomatose, Tularämie, Salmonellose, Rotlauf der Schweine, Aujeszkysche Krankheit, Schweinepest oder ansteckende Schweinelähme;.

7.2 andere Erkrankungen, deren Erreger durch Fleisch auf den Menschen übertragen werden können, sowie das Vorkommen dieser Erreger in Muskelfleisch, Körperlymphknoten oder Organen oder sonstige krankhafte Veränderungen, die auf eine Allgemeinerkrankung hinweisen; als untauglich zu beurteilen sind ferner geschlachtete Tiere aus Beständen nach Nummer 3.2, sofern ihr Fleisch nicht nach Anlage 6 Nr. 1 erhitzt worden ist;

7.3 ausgebreiteter, mit bloßem Auge erkennbarer Befall mit Sarkosporidien oder anderen Parasiten, soweit diese nicht in Nummer 7.1 oder 7.4 genannt sind oder unter Nummer7.2 fallen, oder erhebliche sinnfällige Veränderungen anderer Ursachen, auch das Vorkommen von Geschwülsten oder Abszessen oder anderen Entzündungsherden an zahlreichen Stellen der Muskulatur, der Knochen, der Fleischlymphknoten oder in mehreren Organen oder vollständige Abmagerung oder starker Geschlechtsgeruch, insbesondere bei einer mit einem geeigneten Test nachgewiesenen Überschreitung der Höchstmenge an 5-alpha-Androstenon von 0,5 µ g/g Fett bei männlichen nicht kastrierten Schweinen, Zwittern und Kryptorchiden von Schweinen;

7.4 Finnen, lebend oder abgestorben, bei Rindern (Cysticercus bovis) und bei Schweinen (Cysticercuscellulosae), sofern bei der Untersuchung Starkfinnigkeit (mehr als 10 Finnen je geschlachtetes Tier) festgestellt wird; als untauglich zu beurteilen sind ferner Tierkörper von ,Rindern und Schweinen, sofern sie nach festgestellter Schwachfinnigkeit nicht nach Anlage 6 Nr. 2 brauchbar gemacht worden sind;"

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Aber easy: Nicht jeder Tierarzt kann eine Fleischbeschau machen, oder? Da muß man doch Amtstierarzt für sein..Warum mußt Du das dann jetzt lernen?

Na, das fragen wir uns alle seit langem :)

Dieses Studium ist eben nicht logisch...

Viel Spaß Dir bei der Betreunung der Studis... Sind sie wenigstens nett und halbwegs fit oder sind das völlige Dumpfbacken?

Ach so, und der Grund liegt wohl im definierten Aufgabenfeld der Veterinärmedizin:

"Die Veterinärmedizin befasst sich mit
folgenden Gebieten:
• Massnahmen, welche die Gesundheit und
das Wohlbefinden der Tiere fördern
• Erforschung, Verhütung und Behandlung
von Tierkrankheiten
• Schutz des Menschen vor Schädigungen
durch Tierkrankheiten
• Kontrolle von Lebensmitteln tierischer
Herkunft
• Probleme des Tier- und Umweltschutzes"

Did I hear my name being mentioned (Dumpfbacke) ? G'day Isi, glad to see your keeping up the world traditions of being a student.*gg*

mykl, I wouldn't DARE call you Dumpfbacke ;)

Well, I'd better be off now, talk to you all la'er

Nö, die sind schon in Ordnung... nur halt noch total unsicher..

Isi, without the smiley I would have been very unsure of how to take that, I'm not usually that oppressive or frightening, just different :)
Wari, who isn't total unsicher at the beginning of their work life? Those who say they aren't - are being economic with the truth.

Jepp. Who isn't..

So, that's me finished for another day, whatever you're doing try to have fun, 'cause if it's not fun you need to consider why you're still doing it !
Till the morn

Bye, mykl..
*sing*
Money, money, money...

Hmm..wieder so eine Phase, in der man denken könnte, der faden stirbt aus.. Easy lernt fleißig, Steffi fährt Ski (viel Spaß dabei)..wo sind Mafi, 4y, OWL?? Galeazzo?

Egal, ich mache jetzt Feierabend.. Tschüss bis morgen!

Moin Wari, I'm hoping it's all part of the sea of life, and at the moment the tide's out. :) Like all things in life it's the survival of the fittest and if it dies it dies because it wasn't strong enough, although I for one will be sorry if it does. Enough of this gloomy talk, a very happy thursday to one and all (even if one and all are the same person)
;)

Moin, mykl! Happy Thursday to you, too! And to everybody else, of course... :)

Hi Wari, I've been passing the time trying to "bait" the Americans , but without any luck. If this carries on I'll start thinking that I'm losing my touch when I can't even start a simple argument.
:)

related discussion: What the USA brings to the table

*sigh* I can't do links anymore either.
:(

Becoming a bit soft in your old days? Can't believe THAT! ;)
Go ahead, make them want to whack you.. Then turn your back to them and walk away, smiling.. *fg*

*reinschau* Huch! Werde ich hier tatsächlich vermisst?
*rotwerd* Hätte ich jetzt nicht gedacht.

Mafi! Schön, daß Du da bist *vorfreudehüpf*
Wie geht's, wie steht's?

Of course we missed you Mafi, family is family after all. (or maybe community would be a better choice of words)
;)

Och, mir geht's ganz gut. Kann nicht klagen.
Und euch?

Prima..gehe jetzt mal eben zur Dienstbesprechung...und hoffe, es dauert nicht all zu lang..

doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-feelin' groovy
Happy as a pig in shit today, just got back from the BIG boss - had my 3 yearly assesment today. I'm still "above average" and still unhappy with the work situation, so nothing has changed much except I get a "one to one" chance to bend the boosses ear.*fg*

..we are supposed to do this assessment, too. But can you really tell your boss the truth? (YOU can, but can I do it?)

Wari, in all honesty if you can't there's sth. wrong somewhere, either lack of self confidence (and I'm talking generally, my workmates talk to my boss as if he were a minor god or sth) or the boss shouldn't be where he is. Communication needs to move in both directions if you're both going to get the best of the situation. I told mine (officially, 'cause he already knew) that I was no longer prepared to work any time outside by normal work times or standby duty, no more saturdays or evenings. It's the only way I can apply pressure to show that I'm unhappy (same wages since1999 !).It's not personal and there is legally no obligation to overtime, but now he knows and can plan around me.

Kinda true.. So, I'm lacking self confidence in that point, definitely.. But I think our relation has improved a lot lately..

And now, there will be no early shifts for you anymore? More money would be better, wouldn't it? Is your business not part of any Tarifvertrag? I mean..since 1999..that's 9 years..there should have been at least some "Anpassung an die Teuerungsrate"... ts-ts!

*chuckle* Early/late shift is the normal run of things, so no problems there.It's just when they wan't to do an extra weekend shift or like this weekend the programmers are coming again and one of us has to be here (with local knowledge of the system) to make sure when they say everything is ok everything is really ok. Of course we've got a tarif vertrag (and a workers council with 15 members), it's just that we keep hearing to save jobs in a competitive world with rising energy and material costs we have to reduce our prices, and the easiest way to save money is not to spend it (on the workers). It's not just here, Nokia and the Deutsche Bank are perfect examples that with ever rising profits the firms still want more and more and ...It's not a system that can carry on indefinatly, at some point the people need more money (the railway train drivers for example).There are (according to ZDF) over 1.5 million people in "Leihfirmen" that still need social help to live.Eventually the whole system will collapse when for 180 hours work you only go home with about 700 Euros to support your family.I've got a mortgage to pay as do millions of other people and it's getting very hard to make ends meet, but I'm still in the happy position to pay for my mortgage (after canceling all other costs like insurance and getting rid of my car). And at some point the fear of loss of job or losing the flat go (you can't maintain fear for ever without going a bit mad) and you come out the other side like a rabbit sitting in the middle of the motorway, you can see that at some point your going to get flattened, but we'll worry about that when it happens.*fg* There are worse places to work at than here, I like my job and at some stage in the future I may get a wage rise, but I don't expect one anymore.*sigh*
What a day of gloomy topics.
NIL ILLEGITIMUS CARBORUNDUM :))

No, we won't let them get us down..
To early in my life to have a mortgage..But someday we hopefully will have our own house.. F§$&% it's all about money, isn't it.. Everybody is bribable.. (Something wrong about this word? I spelled it like I found it in LEO, but it's still underlined in red??) Life would be a lot happier without thinking about money, mortgages, retirement pays, life insurance and stuff. *grummel*

But let's not stick at these depressing things.. Cheer up!

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bribable

Bribable is OK (as far as the word goes)*g* It's always been about money, but money is a funny thing, the more you have the more you want *fg* My flat is my retirement pay, it's the only way of surviving, now all I've got to do is survive long enough to gain the benefits of it.*gg* I take each day as it comes, I've never really been the one for long term planning (except my flat, and that may one day be my downfall) - you never know if you're going to be here to experience all the things you worry about.Be honest if we didn't have money and the such like to moan about we as die Menschheit would only go out and look for sth. else to complain about. Eutopia sounds great - as long as you keep people out.
:)

As long as you keep drinking your vitamins, you get pretty old ;)

Speaking of which, thusday is free music night. I don't always go 'cause some of the music isn't up to my tastes or expectancies, but tonight does (both)*gg* It won't be a "heavy" night 'cause I'm old fashioned enough to think that my employer has a right to a worker that can be employed and I HATE going to work at 5:30 in the morning with a "thick head". Tomorrow we've got "Hells Belles - The incredible AC/DC-Allgirl-Band", again, not exactly my sort of music, but I'll probably be there (*grummel* bloody live music addiction).
One last point about work "private" decorations are allowed at work , but we've got the lyrics of "allways look on the bright side of life" on the wall and I've resisted 10 years of (mild) pressure to take it down.*chuckle*. It gets sung a lot as well.di-dum-di-doo-be-doo-be-dum
:))

So, that's me done for this week.. Tschü-hüs!

Always look on the bright side of life...
*singend in den sonnenschein marschier*

Have a SUPER weekend Wari, catch you next week.

fleißig am Lernen? ICH?

tee-hee...


klar.

Und am E-mails beantworten, Musik hören, essen, schlafen, essen, fernsehen, essen...

Netter amerikanischer Thread, mykl, kept me reading for half an hour, thus ignoring my books a little longer =)

BTW, how about this:

"In my next life I want to be a bear.

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. He KNOWS not to get between you and the food.

Yup..... Gonna be a bear."


=o)

*michnochkurzverabschwink* Bis bald!

Moin moin everybody, Isi, I think there are possibilities to be explored there. Wont I have to become a buddist so that I qualify for reincarnation ? LOVE the photo *gg* Now that really looks like so. who knows how to relax (a.k.a. chillen)
:)

Good morning,folks

brrrrrrrrrrrr, cold and EARLY!

Well, lots of religions believe in some kind of reincarnation, mykl, I don't. That is: I hope there isn't any sort of reincarnation *g*

"There is no peace in heaven
There is no peace on earth
There is no love in heaven
There is no love on earth
There is no faith in heaven
There is no faith on earth
There is no hope in heaven
There is no hope on earth

So you go round and round and round
another live another wound
from death to birth, from birth to death
No time to waste, no time to rest
So you go round and round and round
another live another wound
and when you finally touch the light
they send you back into the night

Reincarnation, torture never ends
Reincarnation, our bloody fate
Reincarnation, torture never ends
Reincarnation, our bloody fate"
(by Deine Lakaien)


chillen, hach, würd ich jetzt auch gern. Am SOOOOOOO tired. And I can't even say TGIF, for every day brings me closer to that horrible exam...


It's really frosty here in Munich, what's it like in Unna? (How very british... small-talk about the wheather ("If you cannot think of anything appropriate to say you will please restrict your remarks to the weather")
c u

THAT'S not small talk in England, it's ALL they bloody well talk about, Oh, and football.
Moin Isi, why did you call it that exam, it's just the NEXT exam *fg* As far as the weather goes it's sunny and this morning was OK as well, a bit cool but no wind and that's always the decider when your on a bike. :)
I promised myself yesterday that the evening wouldn't be a "heavy" one. Well I lied. It was the best sort of evening, nothing planned, just a couple of beers and a bit of Blues music, then I met up with a load of people that I know and it was suddenly midnight. I did remember at some point that I wanted to leave at about 10pm, but that was unfortunatly after 4 beers and my will power wasn't up to the challenge ! :)
When the rest went on to another bar (I hate people who don't have to work on fridays) I dragged myself home and went to bed - shortly before 1 in the morning. :(
At quater to five this morning I was not feeling chipper or "BE & BT", but I'm just about back to my (ab)normal self now.
Who knows if reincarnation exists, you certainly wouldn't know about it yourself. Besides which how would all the hypnotists that take you back to your earlier lives, earn a livilng.

glad to see you are your old sarcastic self, mykl :)

Sounds like a good night you've had. Well, not one appropriate for getting up at A QUARTER TO FIVE?! That's the middle of the bloody night! Although, come to think of it, I woke up at around that time and thought happily: Oh, yes, another TWO hours, and went straight back to sleep
*sfg*

have we had this one before?

I think Wari posted that photo at some time, but I'm not going back through 5000+ entries to find it.
And my Male chauvenistic pig picture for the day.*fg*

So, I'm going home early today.I need a couple of hours sleep 'cause tonight is music night (proper) Wish everybody a super weekend and I'll see you next week.
BBFN

Have a nice weekend, mykl.

Easy, when will we have to keep our fingers crossed for you the next time?

bye, mykl, very nice pics


'ello wari,

Am Valentinstag hab ich mein nächstes Date mit nem Schwein (vermutlich) ;)

Easy, das klingt doch nach ner tollen Verabredung ;)
Und außerdem bringen Schweine Glück! Werde aber trotzdem alle vorhandenen Daumen drücken..
Male grade Wildscheine für ein Dackel-Absturz-Schutz-Brett.. Wird so etwa 2m lang x 25cm hoch.. die Silhouetten werden ausgesägt.. Wird bestimmt schön..

Cool. Fotografieren und zeigen, bitte :)

Schönes Wochenende, Wari und alle stillen Mitleser!

Good morning a very happy monday morning.Wari, I'm a little curious as to from what your Dackel-Absturz-Schutz-Brett will protect ? Do your little darlings fall out of bed or maybe it's the stairs ?

Now that IS weird, you can see the search parameter I used, and I get three of the last few pictures to be shown here.Coincidence or giggle-connection, I don't know, but nevertheless it's unsettled me a bit this early in the week.
:)

It's not for my little sweet-hearts..But for Carla's relatives.. They have a new Terassentür which directly leads to a staircase.. And when they come running with their usual Dackel-speed.. Now they won't be falling off the stairs but bouncing against the board..(^A^)

Ahhh, now I understand it's a speed to braking distance ratio thing and probably on a smooth surface as well *gg*

Yep! and don't forget the inertia.. Like to see our Baby's relatives?

Hmmm, you take your doggies seriously "up there", don't you.I would never have considered "sausage dogs" with deer hunting (unless it was a very short legged deer). Just goes to show, you never (should) stop learning.

*set sausage dog on mykl*
Look who's running now...


No, they're good on foxes (can run a fox to earth--nice expression ;)
And when used on bigger deer like roe/doe/whatever..the deer tends to not take them serious and walks out of the backing quite slow..and therefor easy to shoot. And they have pretty good noses.. and are used as bloodhounds. (The trick is that their noses are pretty close to the ground ;)..

Wari, EVERYTHING is close to the ground - incase you hadn`t noticed :) To be honest I don't think I'd take one too seriously either (making me easier to shoot as well), I come from the land of the yorksire terrier *sigh* (the whole terrier breed thinks it is 10 hands tall and weighs in at 60Kg+) and terriers only learn the hard way when they get aggressive with me.
:)

Oh..Dackel, too, believe they're huge and fierce looking. Seems to be a problem with any small being (humans e.g.).. The smaller they are, the louder they bark.. No lack in self confidence, there..

Who knows Wari, maybe in prehistoric times they were large and ferocious and they were bred smaller with time until all that's left is a racial memory that they used to hunt tigers and mammoths.
:)

*rofl*
*gröhl*
Den muß ich mir merken..Das erklärt alles!!

Mykl, schon weg? Oder nur busy, busy?

Oh, I've trolling about "upstairs" in the real LEO (I don't get there very often anymore)
:)

But now I get to go home again, I've spread enough chaos for today.Till the morn.
:)

But now I get to go home again, I've spread enough chaos for today.Till the morn.
:)

Bye, mykl...Till the morn!

G'day people, earlies today so that my workmate can go and give blood.And a bloody chilly tuesday morning it is too.

Moin! Does he have a rare blood type? Or why does he have to go.. Yep, chilly up here, too.. and foggy!
*tuuuuuuuuuuuuuut*tuuuuuuuuuuuuuut*

Hi Wari, the shit has hit the fan here. Catch you later.

Good luck!

Still no land in sight? No light at the end of the tunnel?

Good morning,

weiß jemand, wie man sich für Stammzellenspenden anmelden kann?

(mag sein, dass ich gerade Meidungsverhalten praktiziere, aber ich werde am Donnerstag mit Pauken und Trompeten durchfallen... Ich habe noch nie so konsequent nicht gelernt. In Tierschutz hats übrigens doch zu ner Zwei gereicht. Die müssen sämtliche Hühneraugen zugekniffen haben...)

Hallo, easy..

http://www.dkms.de/choose.html
Da ist ganz viel Info..ansonsten müßten das alle größeren Münchner Krankenhäuser machen.. Wirst erstmal typisiert und dann im Bedarfsfall zur Spende gebeten.

Definitiv Meidungsverhalten.. Und warum lernst Du nicht? K§$tzt es Dich so an, das Thema?

Hi Wari,
hey, danke :)))

ja, das Thema Fleischhygiene (und Schlachtung) ist langweilig und irgendwie ist es krass, Verordnungen zu lesen, in denen genau festgelegt ist, wie der Elektroschock für die Schweinebetäubung beschaffen sein muß (Stromspannung, Stromstärke, Durchflussdauer), welches Körperteil als erstes durchflossen werden muß (Gehirn) und wie schnell das entbluten zu erfolgen hat. Ich seh da immer den elektrischen Stuhl und frag mich, ob es in Amiland wohl Gesetze für die Todesstrafe gibt, in denen das auch so festgelegt ist.
*kotz*

Dinge, die wir noch nie wissen wollten:
[...]Typically an initial voltage of around 2,000 volts is applied for up to 15 seconds to attempt both to induce unconsciousness and to stop the heart. The voltage is then lowered to reduce current flow to approximately 8 amps. The body of the person may heat up to approximately 138 °F (59 °C), and the electric current will generally cause severe damage to internal organs.
In theory, unconsciousness occurs in a fraction of a second. [...]

Da lob ich mir eine schnelle Kugel und den gekonnten Herzschuß.. *grusel* Hoffe, Du kriegst das trotzdem hin..4,0 reicht doch, oder? Und dann mußt Du Dich damit hoffentlich nie wieder auseinandersetzen..

*würg*
Danke, Wari, in der Tat, Dinge, die ich nie wissen wollte...
Barbarisch! Wenn schon Todesstrafe (was eh abartig ist), warum dann nicht ne Überdosis Barbiturate? Ist Leben verlieren nicht Strafe genug? Muß man das auch noch bei vollem Bewußtsein machen? (Hast Du mal The Green Mile gesehen oder wie dieser Film heißt? *schauder*)

Ja, ne Vier in der Prüfung reicht völlig. Aber ich bin eh relativ entspannt im Moment. Wenn ich durchfalle, geh ich haöt noch mal hin... Die Sache mit meinem Vater hat mir echt gezeigt, dass es wichtigere Dinge im Leben gibt. Was nicht heißen soll, dass ich alles schleifen lasse, nur, dass ich mich nicht mehr so verrückt mache.

Jetzt werde ich mir mal die Schlachtkörperuntersuchung zu Gemüte führen. Bis dann

The Green Mile.. Habe ich gesehen.. Todesstrafe..habe beim googeln so einiges gefunden..schon sehr fraglich..

Hello again, well, that was an interesting morning.I'm completely frazzled out and as nervous as a long tailed cat in a rocking chair factory. The green mile makes me cry every time I watch it (strong men need a strong cry every once in a while).Isi, I know Ohms law inside out and if a pigs body resistance is similar to a person 2000v should do to fry it quite nicely (they use more for people i think).And yes Isi there are more important things in life than learning, eating is one of them and without someway of earning the wherewithal to satisfy this need life is short and boring - so - get your nose back in your book *ggg*

aye-aye, sir ^^

("long tailed cat in a rocking chair factory" ROFL)

Ich habe The Green Mile einmal gesehen, mir fast die Augen aus dem Kopf geheult, und werde mir das nie wieder geben...

So, back to basics, back to books.

Könntet ihr mir einen Gefallen tun?

Könntet ihr Mal schauen, ob der Film am Ende der Seite bei euch läuft? Oder obs da nix zu sehen gibt? Aber vermutlich liegts eher an diesem dämlichen Uni-Computer...

http://www.vetmed.fu-berlin.de/v/rind_schwein...

Ah, that's where we differ, I saw it once and then went out and bought the DVD.(there are days when I feel like having a good cry - it clears my/the system) Isi, you'd hate yourself later if all that you'd been through to get this far was for naught, when you get your bit of paper THEN you can look for the meaning of life.
:)

easy: Film läuft..gucke ich mir jetzt aber nicht ganz an, ja?!

The film wont work for me :((

Mykl..you don't really want to watch a porks intestines being seperated..
But..easy..it's very short and then it's stops before he/she even tries to cut or show s.th...

OK, supi, danke. Dann les ich mich mir halt nur den Text durch :)
Vielleicht frischt das meine Erinnerung auf...

Vielen Dank fürs nachschauen!!!

Hmmm. Schweinenierchen, Schweineleber, Schweineherz.. Leberwurst in Naturdarm...

Wari, why not ? I need sth. to brighten up my day.If computers could bleed I'd have been up to my neck in blood and guts once already today.
:)

I'm going home now, I need sth. to get my happiness hormones ticking over again. The 3 best producers of happiness are Schokolade, Sonnenschein and Sex. Well, I'm not getting any of one, probably not enough of another and too much of a third (you can mix and match yourself*fg*)
Catch you all tomorrow - another day another disaster.*g*

No sunshine, not enough chocolate and too much sex.. Poor mykl ;)
Have a nice afternoon/evening..
Don't computers bleed green? or blue??

Bye, mykl, enjoy the sex, buy more chocolate and sun causes skin cancer, anyway :)

wari, wie läuft denn das, wen nDu ne Wildsau erlegst? Schaut sich n Tierarzt die an?

Mein Mann hat sich zur kundigen Person schulen lassen und entnimmt jeder erlegten Wildsau irgendwelches Gewebe(früher war es mal Zwerchfell..keine Ahnung, was die neue EU-Verordnung jetzt fordert) und das wird eingetütet und von unserer AmtsTÄ "beschaut". Wegen Trichinen.. das gilt auch noch für den Dachs. Die reinen Pflanzenfresser werden nur von der kundigen Person begutachtet (Verfärbungen, Bläßchen, whatever) und dürfen dann in den Verkehr/Verzehr..

Ah, ok :)
Danke.


Jetzt tuns die Filme bei mir auch auf einmal... Und ich tu mir grad selbst ganz schrecklich leid. Hör doch nur mal auf den Text: http://www.vetmed.fu-berlin.de/v/rind_schwein...

Ich druck mir den Mist jetzt einfach aus und geh heim :)

Tschüssi

Kein Sound hier.. Kann auch von Vorteil sein.. Lern schön!

Wohl wahr :)

Bis morgen oder so

Bis morgen oder so..

Gute Nacht da draußen..was immer Du sein magst...

Good morning people, a very happy foogy wednesday morning to one and all.

Hach, erste!
Guten Morgen! Ein neuer Tag, ein neues Chaos!

Moin Wari, then we'll have to re-define "first"*gg*

Because yesterday was a little frustrating I made a spontaneous decision to take the/a pretty way home, the sun was shining and it was good to be away from people and traffic.Later I was a bit annoyed with myself at taking/making this frivolous choice, later being about 3:30 when I came out of my "state" of well being, realised I was gasping for my after work cuppa and it was by then about 12 km back home again. Still it's a nice ride and almost flat (I usually do a tour at weekends if the weather's ok - like last weekend- and it got my happiness hormones working.Watched a family of buzzards playing hide and seek with a field of rabbits, the bunnies weren't very good though 'cause the buzzards kept finding them (and me without even a bit of wire for a snare)
:)

No redefining necessary: I'm the First Lady, today.. ;)
*unter arbeitsberg kriech*

*bows graciously*

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have a C monkey please.”

The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, and handed it to the customer, saying, “That’ll be £5,000 please”. The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, “That is a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?”

The shopkeeper answered, “Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.”

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. “That one’s even more expensive! £10,000! What does it do?”

“Oh, that one’s a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff,” said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of it’s own. The price tag around its neck read £50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, “That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?”

The shopkeeper replied, “Well, I haven’t actually seen it do anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager.”

*It's now working for my firm*
:)

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."

"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."

"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat".

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"

"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.

"Oh, my word!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look"

"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?"

"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."
Mrs. Smith fainted

Morning Isi, what's that then - wishful thinking ? *fg*
And just to remain "on topic"

Mr. Jacobs, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Arnold, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions." Miss Arnold gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Jacobs, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this." With that she sat down red-faced. Unperturbed, Mr. Jacobs called on Miss Jones and asked the same question. Miss Jones, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light." "Correct," said Mr. Jacobs. "And now, Miss Arnold, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will someday be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
;)

*rofl*

Fire Alarm !!
What else is going to happen - Aliens!
*sigh*

Did you smoke on the toilet secretly?

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I didn't!"















...ihr müßt mir morgen nicht die Daumen drücken...










...ich böses Stück Mensch habe mir ein Attest besorgt...








...sprecht ihr jetzt trotzdem noch mit mir?...

Tsk tsk Isi, not getting cold feet are we ? (apart from the fact that women are usually permanantly cold *fg*).So, when's the next sitting then ?Aufgeschoben ist nicht aufgehoben I hope.

That's exactly what I just wanted to write: Aufgeschoben ist nicht aufgeheben..
Du wirst es ja trotzdem irgendwann machen müssen.. Wann?
Aber natürlich reden wir noch mit Dir..wozu sind Freunde da?
*feuerchen im kamin mach*
Da: wärm Dir die Füße!!

Missed one.
No Wari, It was a fork lift battery that went up in smoke, but the works fire brigade sorted it out.

=)
Weiß noch nicht, wann. März wahrscheinlich. Aber nachdem mir heute morgen noch 80 Seiten zugemailt worden sind (zusätzlich zu den ca. 120, die ich auch noch nicht gelesen habe), bekam ich schlagartig extremst kalte Füße. Und so bleibt mir mein Versuch erhalten, ich hatte sogar n triftigen Grund für das Attest und dann mach ich mich mal ans Tierseuchenschutz lernen. Das ist am Dienstag... ^^

Sing along time

There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's Isi.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It's Isi.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's Isi.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

*singveryloud*

There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's Isi.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It's Isi.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's Isi.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

*schunkel*

;)

from #23
" I think I'm the only carnevalisten with a certificate that states I don't have to "schunkeln"
:)

Isi ! You've made my work station all sticky now *fg*

*fetches glass cleaner*

*putz bildschirm*

You should never feed drugs to cats.

And you shouldn't feed mice to cats.. Nor rats ...

So, it's funny picture time, Ive got a philosophical one (going back to the Dackel theme)

Yep, it's funny picture time.. They go nicely with a cup of coffee..

That one doesn't work, sorry..
Want a "Vorschaufunktion"...

un isch habbet ihm noch jesaacht

Ich geh jetzt heim und bette meinen schmerzenden Kopf voooooooooorsichtig auf ein Kissen. Angeblich Fön hier heute. Laut Kopf bewiesen.

Bye Wari, enjoy Heroes quietly then.
:)

Well, if Wari's allowed to go home then so am I.A pleasant evening for anyon who shows up in the silent hours.Till the morn

I'm WORKING!! Actually!! Believe it or not!!

But I'll be quiet right now.. Gute Besserung, Easy!

Good Morning!
Have I been quiet enough? Though I had to shriek/squeak sometime while watching Heroes.. *shudder*

Moin people, a very happy valentines day. Sorry Wari, I'd been chatting to you for so long I didn't notice that Isi had posted (with a headache) . No offense meant and non taken I hope.
:)

None taken (why should I?).. Happy Valentine to you, too...

Hi Wari, I had heroes running in the background yesterday (wasn`t paying a lot of attention to the actual story though), first is a 10 min. introduction of what has happened then adverts, another 15 minutes show then adverts, 10 mins. show then the look foreward to next week ! At that rate they are going to need 2 years to tell a 6 hour story ! I think I'll wait for the DVD of the series (if it hasn't already been released in the English speaking countries)
:)
*chuckle*Ah, I saw one of your entries this morning, not everyone that access to LEO has access to google and the rest of the net (differing levely of security).Although I don't quite understand how or why.
:)

I know that not everybody here has access to google, but he actually said " Über google finde ich jetzt auf die Schnelle nichts." How that? *wonder*

Heroes.. DVD has been released yet..in Germany Season 1.1 and 1.2 for EUR 23,95 each, £41.98(UK) or $41.99(USA) for complete season 1...
This split-up thing somehow keeps me from buying them..I'm actually really tempted to download them.. (though that might not be legal..doesn't it? ) Though the price is about the same.. in Europe..27,90(DE)/56,58(UK)/28,72(US..+taxes)

Just had a look in Amazon, strange, 1.1 & 1.2 (7 DVDs) cost 47 Euros in English/ german. The English import (just English) costs almost twice as much (82 Euros), how do they work that out then ?

Q. What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

A. Stick with me and we'll go places!

.

Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

A. Hog and kisses!

.

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

.

Q. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

A. "I'm sweet on you!"

.

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

A. "I find you very attractive."

.

Q. What did one pickle say to the other?

A. "You mean a great dill to me."

.

Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

A. "I love you a ton!"

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Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

A. "You're fun to hang around with."

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Q. Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?

A. He fell in love with a pin cushion!

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Q. What did the pencil say to the paper?

A. "I dot my i's on you!"

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Q. What did one light bulb say to the other?

A. "I love you a whole watt!"

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Q. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A. Ughs and kisses!




GOOD morning,
although, it's a shite morning, to be honest.
Als erstes zickt mein Auto...

Versteht hier jemand was von Autos? Gestern abend wollte es nicht anspringen. Ich konnte es dann irgendwann nach 15 Startversuchen überzeugen, doch anzuspringen. Aber es war ja auch ar...g kalt. Heut morgen sprang es brav an, aber die Drehzahl ist wenn ich steh phänomenal hoch. Normal so bei 8 (mal 10 hoch irgendwas natürlich), heute die ganze Zeit weit über 10, so zwischen 16 und 22... Klingt gruselig. Und als ich glücklich einen Parkplatz hatte, dachte ich, starten wir doch nur nochmal so zum Spaß. Und jetzt springt es ums verrecken nicht an.

Und außerdem muß ich nochmal zur Ärztin, die dachte, ich hätte gestern Prüfung gehabt und hat das Attest nur auf gestern ausgestellt.

Und leo wollte mich nicht reinlassen.

Und Fühstücken durfte ich auch nicht, weil ich jetzt gleich noch Blut abgenommen kriege.

HUÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄH!

Aber lächle und sei froh, es könnte schlimmer kommen...

Ist es bei euch überall auch so fies kalt? Hier ist ne richtig dicke Schicht Rauhreif auf allem... Aber sonnig.

Moin Isi, the jokes look more like they came out of christmas crackers. What sort of car do you have ? More important (maybe) does it have a bordcomputer ? Whatever it is for a problem it doesn't sound nice :(
When I miss breakfast due to a doctors visit I usually make up for it by eating out. Not sth. I would normally think of doing, 'cause I just have cornflakes on weekdays.
:)

Moin, Isi! No idea about cars..mine..long time ago..had to be hit on the Anlasser with a hammer.. but why are the Drehzahlen that high?! It's an old car, I presume? Head a bit better today? Tried to be really quiet..

Mykl..back to outeating at last! That really works when you (a man)are hungry? Didn't know that ;) I could image it the other way round (woman=hungry) but I won't image it right now! *blush*

*singalongwithradio*

Imagine all the people living for today..

Of course it works *fg* "with little help from a friend" ( to stay on a song theme). I'm game for most things (once) except jumping out of airoplanes, and I'm not even going to try that once.
:)
PS The google ameteur gave his/her thanks.(and that's more than you get from a lot of people)
:)

Yes, I've seen it.. and just answered.. I really like polite people around here..

Yes, head feels better, thank you.

My car is a VW Golf, quite old... But it has just BEEN to hospital and cost a fortune
*stampfsootangrily*

*dannebenaucheinbisschenmitsing*
"Dans Paris à vélo on dépasse les autos,
À vélo dans Paris on dépasse les taxis.
Dans Paris à vélo on dépasse les autos,
À vélo dans Paris on dépasse les taxis."

In einem Taxi nach Paris..nur für eine Nacht...

So, ich lasse Euch dann für heute allein..

Easy: schön für Dienstag lernen und weiterhin gute Besserung!
Mykl: Have a nice Friday and weekend..

Tschüß, Wari, schönes Wochenende. Bussis an die Hunde :)

Have a super weekene Wari, I think I will
:)

Nice, mykl ^^
Have fun. and a quiet Sunday ;)

Ich lern jetzt mal wat über die Blauzungenkrankheit. Oder fang ich mit der Frühlingsvirämie der Karpfen an? Nee, ich fang mit Bienenkrankheiten an. Das macht Spaß. Sind so hübsche Namen: Varroa, Nosema... :)

Bis dann mal

Have fun Isi, if a bee is ill how do you treat it, with very small instruments and medication or what ?
:)

OK, dann halt nicht. Bestandsbetreuung heißt das Zauberwort. Wie bei Geflügel, Fischen, Amphibien, Rindern, Schweinen und anderen Nutztieren. Traurig aber wahr.

Isi, it's just me being just me, I conjured up pictues of bees with broken legs in plaster or bees with a scarf when they catch a cold.
*g*

Moin..

Blauzungenkrankheit...bäh! Meine Schwester ist immer noch am kämpfen (ich hatte erwähnt, daß sie einen Archehof mit Bioschafen hat, oder??)

Halte durch, easy!

G'day people, a very happy friday to one and all.

Morgähn!
Nee, Wari, zumindest ist mir das nicht im Gedächtnis geblieben... aber sie hatte doch hoffentlich keine Fälle von Blauzungenkrankheit?

Oh, oh, oooooooh
*gröl*
ROFL!!!



On a visit to Britain, George Bush meets the Queen. While they are having a walk through the Gardens of Windsor Castle, George W. all of a sudden turns round and says: "Ya know, Ma’am, as I’m the President of the United States, I’m thinking of changing how my country is referred to, and I’m thinking that, like Britain, it should be a Kingdom, too."
The Queen raises an astonished eyebrow but replies politely: "I’m sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you’re not a King."
George Bush thinks a while and then says: "How about a Principality then?"
To which the Queen replies "Again, to be a Principality you have to have a Prince in charge - and you’re not a Prince."
Bush thinks very long and very hard, and finally comes up with: "How ‘bout an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a trifle annoyed by now, sweetly replies "Look, George, to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are most certainly not an Emperor."
Before George W. can utter another word, her Majesty adds: "I think you’re doing quite nicely as a Country…"


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Hi Isi, nice joke, how are things in the deep south today ? Feeling better ?
:)

Yes, thank you, my car seems to be miraculously healed (touch wood), keinerlei Zicken heute. But it was completely covered in ice this morning, not simple frost, real, solid ice. It looked very pretty. But the roads werde icy as well. Not so pretty. And some parts of Munich are completely white, it must have been snowing quite heavily, and then there are parts where there isn't even a whiff of a snow-flake. Very strange.

So, mykl, looking forward to your Saturday Kneipen-Tour? TGIF? ^^

Oh yes yes yes, although it brings problems with it, 20 pubs, 20 groups playing, 3000 people "on tour", first we have to decide which groups we want to see (more than 3 or 4 aren't really practical). Then we have to decide in which order we'll visit (local knowledge is an advantage here*fg*)'cause some of the locations are tiny (the smallest has 18 sq. meters, the largest about 400) and lastly in which pubs are we well enough known to guarantee good service (answer: in most of them *g*).But we've sorted all that out now and all that remains are the plans b,c,d, usw. as we discover our tour has to be changed 'cause of overfilling or whatever.It's always a good night out whatever happens, street vendors "pop up" to sell Bratwursts, hot chesnuts and all sorts of things to the people as they swap locations and impromptu parties have been known to start on the market square - in snow - and at midnight. What started out as sth. to boost the pubs income in what is tradionally a quiet month (some pubs make more turnover on this one night as in the rest of february) with the first "Blue night" only having 8 locations, is now a major event in Unna with 20 pubs/cafes and the town church (they usually have an accoustic group - unplugged),*sigh* I love this town, live music at least twice a week and special events till they're coming out of your ears.
:-))
:)

Doch easy, sie hatte einige Fälle(lebt in NRW...)..und da sie eigentlich keine Antibiotika/whatever gibt, sind die Überlebenden auch nicht mehr so recht "Bio"..AFAIK sind >50% der letzjährigen Lämmer schon tot.. Mal hoffen, daß es dieses Jahr besser wird. *daumendrück*

sch..ße, Wari! *daumenganzfestdrück*

mykl, das klingt nach nem richtig geilen Samstag! Ganz viel Spaß!

Ich verabschiede mich dann mal ins Wochenende, auch wenn ich noch n Weilchen hier bleibn. Aber außer essen, rumhirnen, wie es hier am Institut und mit der Auffangstation weitergehen mag und rumsurfen habe ich heute noch nicht viel geschafft.

Tschüssi,
genießt euer Wochenende!

Dir/Euch auch ein schönes Wochenende!

*too late again*
Bye Isi, till next week.

*virtuellepostkarteausdemurlaubsend*
strahlend blauer Himmel, Sonnenschein, Pulverschnee, leere Pisten und Lifte,..... hach, ist das schooooeeeen! :-)
Liebe Gruesse an euch alle, hoffe, es geht euch allen gut :-)
Muss wieder los, kleiner Snack, dann Weiterfahrt ins naechste Quartier.
bis bald!

Ha ! And I thought that I was late in saying hello today. Steffie, happy to hear that everything is ok.Back into the chaos(it's one of those]/i] days again)
:)

No, we're all very late today: Moin, Moin!

Thanks for the postcard! How beautiful! Hope you enjoy it a lot, Steffi!!

One of those days, mykl?! *patonshoulder*

Hi Wari, *sigh* everytime I start to smile and think it can't get any worse - it does. We had to send workers home this morning and those remaining will have to stay longer 'cause nothing worked for about 4 hours today and we're now playing catch up.
:(
And when I get time to look in on LEO, I'm locked out it's abso-bloody-lutely another one of those days.

Poor, poor mykl! *stroke head*
Just remember it could really be a lot worse.. As easy stated before, there are much more important things in life than work..
Smile a bit for me!

Ich glaub fast, den hatten wir schonmal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcec4loroH0

.. ist trotzdem schön.


Liebe Grüsse an alle

*wieder in Arbeit einwühl*

Ahhhhhhhhhh Wari, I'll give you just 4 hours to stop stroking my head.
:)
Naja, it's not my fault (this time) that everything went belly up (like a dead goldfish) and I get to go home soon (should have been finished at 3 pm), but it's still frustrating when I can't work 'cause of xy and z. And when we can't work here then a lot of other people can't work either.
Saturday was at least a 110% roaring success, it must have been good - I would hate to think I was so ill on sunday without enjoying myself *fg*
:)

*keep stroking head*

Hallo, 4y!

Hi 4Y, long time no see. Everything OK in your part of the world.

So, now I get to go home, thanks for the head massage Wari (I needed that)*chuckle, I've gone all "goospimply"* . A pleasant evening to one and all.
Till the morn
:)

Run, mykl! Before they find sth else to do for you! Have a pleasant evening!

G' day people, a very happy tuesday to one and all. At least I wish me a happy tuesday - mal sehen.
:)

Happy Tuesday, mykl! (And to everybody else, of course!)
Give me a shout when you need some more stroking..

If I remember right, today is exam day for easy!?
to be on the safe side: *cross fingers*

Moin Wari, don't tempt me *fg*. I think you're right there was sth about tuesday being an exam day. We've started the day with the same sh*t that we had yesterday :(,
but this time we knew a little bit more about how to work around it, so not as bad as yesterday - yet ! I suppose there will come a day when the programmers are finished and things will run smoothly again - let that day PLEASE happen soon. Still smiling though.
:)

*bigsmileformykl*

*song for me/us/everybody*

When you're smiling
When you're smiling
The whole world smiles with you

When you're laughing
When you're laughing
The sun comes shining through

But when you're crying
You bring on the rain
So stop your sighing
Be happy again

Keep on smiling
Cause when you're smiling
The whole world smiles with you

When you're smiling
When you're smiling
The whole world smiles with you

When you're laughing
When you're laughing
That sun comes shining through

But when you're crying
You bring on the rain
So stop your sighing
Be happy again

Keep on smiling
Cause when you're smiling
The whole world smiles with you [Frank Sinatra]

*fingerschnipp*
*swing*

Fingerschnippen geht nicht besonders gut mit "crossed fingers"..
*finger verknot*
mujiawwpkfpjhfuhqc,ökokdifjvOÜ..

*resmile*

Juhu, ihr seid GUT!

Ich habe
:)
Wieder nur ne Drei, aber egal. Und habe tatsächlich den Zettel gezogen, auf dem BIENENSEUCHEN stand *bg*

...gut, dass ich nicht in Computerhandling geprüft werde...


jetzt?

Wieso macht der da immer ne eckige Klammer hin? Auf dem Bildschirm ist die < <<<<<< <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

*freu*
 


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Hi Isi, YEAH ! ANOTHER ONE OUT OF THE WAY.
:)

Nach der Prüfung ist zwar vor der Prüfung, aber
*Sektfürallehinstell*
cheers :)))

so hüpsche Schternchen, wari =)))

Was für ein Tag.. erst Caipi (vor dem Mittagessen) und jetzt auch noch Sekt...
*schlürf*

wg. Sternchen: Lesen büldet.. ;)

Was steht jetzt noch an und wann?

Skol Miss Isi *hic*

5. März Lebensmittel.
(widerlich)
Und dann noch Querschnittsfach Lebensmittel, Berufs und Standesrecht und äh ja, Fleisch, ne?

<<<br/><<<br/>auf ein neues Wehe!

*schlürf*
*hicks*
*säusel*

Okay, hat nicht geklappt.

Dann eben n Foto von mir, auch wenn OWL verschütt ist
*g*

grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Dann besauf ich mich doch lieber weiter ^^


http://www.bildrian.de/n/b/15780a53a57ae8e0.jpg

Why can I only see your head and neck ? And who's holding you ?
*fg*

Die sind aber hübsch.. *auch:fg*

:)))

noch EIN Versuch

DIE, WARI?!
Die...Flecken auf der Boa?

*chuckle* The thread's back on track.
:)

Exactly. Wurde auch Zeit.
Und da ich daran V-Ö-L-L-I-G unschuldig bin, geh ich jetzt heim. Lallend uns singend uns tanzend. Bis meine Autodoktor anruft und mir den Preis nennt für die Reparatur. Dann fall ich vermutlich hysterisch hyperventilierend und kreischend in Ohnmacht.

Tschüß allesammtse
*knuuuuuutschinRunde*

Tschüss, easy!
(Na, klar: die Flecken..ach, easy..wat biste naiv.. *gg*..aber doch wirklich hübsch, die drei..)

Have fun Isi.

Well, it's a sort of snake

*überkreuzguck*
And you really dare doing that to me after several Caipis and Sekt?

Yep, 'cause I'm mean and nasty, but never mind I'm going home now.Till the morn.
:)

AAAAaaarghh! Go home! Have a nice evening!!

Good morning, a very happy wednesday to one and all. Boah eh! What a super way to work today, the sky was all different shades of red and crimson. The horizon looked as if it was on fire (maybe it was Bielefeld*fg*)
:)